This one is for anyone whose sense of humour leans a little naughty. Our funny rude Christmas card shows a gloriously ugly Santa, all scruffy beard and questionable charm, paired with a cheeky festive greeting that pulls no punches. It is bold, silly and very much for grown ups, the kind of card that gets passed around the room and raises the biggest laugh of the season.
Ideal for friends, siblings or workmates who love a bit of adult humour and would roll their eyes at yet another robin. The design comes in versions for lots of different people, so you can send the same laugh to everyone who shares your sense of fun. This version is a general card that suits anyone.
Inside and out
- Front: “MERRY F–KING CHRISTMAS”
- Inside: “Good tidings, great cheer, and zero f***s given. Merry Christmas!”
Make it special
Keep the inside message short and sweet to let the joke land, then tuck in a box of chocolates or a small bottle of something festive as a peace offering.
Prefer it personalised? We can personalise most of our products with names, dates and event details. Please contact us for a quote.
The details
- A5 card (148 x 210mm)
- Printed on smooth 300gsm card with a matte finish that is easy to write on
- Comes with a white envelope
- Available in versions for lots of different people, so you can choose who it is for
Made by our family for yours
Every design is created and printed here in the UK by Webspectations, a small family business. When you order from us, you are buying straight from the people who designed your card, and we take real care over every one that leaves us.
Free 2nd class UK postage on every order, with tracked and express delivery options at checkout if you need it sooner.
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